If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Julianking93]

Depends on what you mean by "eat me"

 

[matnatz]

Kill it! Kill it! Ah, it's getting me! Help! Help me! Help me now! Kill it!

And so on and so forth.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Will someone get this pussy ass twilight vampire out of here?

Oh fine, I can do it. They don't put up a fight anyway.

He's not a faglight vampire. He's a badass man beast like Dracula

What about Mr.Crepsly from Cirque Du Freak?(the books not that dumbass movie)
OT: We need food this time, not weapons, food

Crepsly is a badass but you can't beat the original

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@AgDr_ODST why hello again ms smexy. want some breakfast served off my semi nude body?

no thanks I'd rather not risk going to jail

 

[Rainboq]

Will someone get this pussy ass twilight vampire out of here?

Oh fine, I can do it. They don't put up a fight anyway.

He's not a faglight vampire. He's a badass man beast like Dracula

What about Mr.Crepsly from Cirque Du Freak?(the books not that dumbass movie)
OT: We need food this time, not weapons, food

Crepsly is a badass but you can't beat the original

Crepsly isn't modeled off of dracula, he's a vampire, but a different Vamp, besides, Lord Loss is cooler

 

[Julianking93]

@AgDr_ODST why hello again ms smexy. want some breakfast served off my semi nude body?

no thanks I'd rather not risk going to jail

Oh come on...I won't tell.

Okay, I'll stop now. Getting a bit creepy.

 

[Rainboq]

mmmmm I love spleen, so juicy....

 

[Julianking93]

I love a big strong....whatever the hell you are.

 

[Rainboq]

genestealer, and don't you forget it

 

[Sassafrass]

Ya know, it could've been worse.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

that was gre... there are 2 other guys here.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Crepsly isn't modeled off of dracula, he's a vampire, but a different Vamp, besides, Lord Loss is cooler

I didn't say Crepsly was based on Dracula, what I mean is that you can't beat the orginal vampire.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Oh come on...I won't tell.

Okay, I'll stop now. Getting a bit creepy.

yes you are and thanks for stopping

 

[Rainboq]

Crepsly isn't modeled off of dracula, he's a vampire, but a different Vamp, besides, Lord Loss is cooler

I didn't say Crepsly was based on Dracula, what I mean is that you can't beat the orginal vampire.

ah, ok
OT: How can you miss a PLANET dumb*ss?

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, hello there...

 

[Littlee300]

A docter punching a docter.. I would defiantly go back to sleep and act like I never saw anything, or pretend to be asleep till they left.

 

[Rainboq]

I WANT YOU IN MA BEELÉ!

 

[Rainboq]

GAH! I'm A F*CKING GENESTEALER I'M A PART OF THE 40K IP!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.