If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

 

[Sassafrass]

Must...resist...urge...to...post...Giggity.
...
DAMMIT!

 

[Rainboq]

Ah squat this! Om *chews* tastes like ninja's!

 

[Julianking93]

You again?

Alright, I guess I'll just have to settle again.

 

[Rainboq]

If you mean settle down, yous is havings a kids, outa da chests!

 

[Julianking93]

Aw...I've always wanted a baby!

But not now! I said use a condom damn it!

 

[Rainboq]

Its not gonna born until YOU have a baby, I didn't do anything too you

 

[AgDr_ODST]

time to flip the script, this time Im gonna eat you *Bites rainboq's head off and drinks the innards like a smoothie*

 

[SquirrelPants]

"...How the hell did I manage to get into bed with what appears to be a pretty lady? This is awesome!"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*blushes* why thank you, Im not sure exactly what you are but your allright in my books

 

[Julianking93]

Oh why hello again mrs smexy sexy sex.

My offer still stands for the breakfast off of my body

 

[AgDr_ODST]

and I still don't want to go to prison so no thanks

 

[Julianking93]

I won't tattle!

Oh well fine. Maybe someone else will take me up on my offer.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

No! You're too young! I don't want to go to jail!
*Cries uncontrollably* Waaaaaaah!
Well... if I kill you and hide the body... no one will ever know, and I won't go to jail...

 

[Julianking93]

My spirit will then haunt you for eternity.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'm already haunted! What difference will one more make?
*Readies cleaver* Really, there are much better things you could have said if you wanted to live.
It's as if you want to die.

 

[Julianking93]

Who knows? Perhaps I do. Then I really could haunt you forever.

Trust me, I'm worse than anything you could possibly imagine.