If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

I can't I'm always smexy

 

[Sleekgiant]

when you couldn't see me

 

[Sleekgiant]

no your just allergic to something

 

[Neotericity]

mr. gaiman watch (spellings way off for both) + rorshach= one helluva a night, but I like dogs so no I won't call any TIME soon

 

[Rainboq]

If you pistol whip my moth I swear....

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*Dives for bug killer spray*

 

[Roxas1359]

*hugs* Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. ^w^

 

[Dark Knifer]

I always wanted a pet... That could kill me...

 

[Rainboq]

Then my moth is out, phew

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*Dives for bug killer spray*

Again!

 

[Dark Knifer]

KITTEN! OM NOM NOM NOM!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I just slept with SOAD...
...my friends will never believe me.

 

[Rainboq]

Why do you hate ma moth?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I'd probally squash it... No offense...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Psychopaths always end up in my bed... Oh well i'm safe from the dead.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im a Ninja I'll protect you.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You don't look like a ninja..
Oh well atleast you are in my bed.