If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[I Stomp on Kittens]

*slowly reaches for phone and dials 911*

 

[Rainboq]

ITS A BUG HUNT MAN, A BUG HUNT!

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Where are the petunias?

 

[A random person]

So I'm doing spaceships now? God I'm a slut.

 

[Smagmuck_]

AH! I don't wanna be befriended!

 

[Rainboq]

you know you wanna

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

How the hell does that fit in my bed?!

 

[Asturiel]

Why do you keep jumping back and forth between right beside me and far off in the distance? Must make for weird intercourse.

 

[Rainboq]

hey, I can bump planets, you shadda up

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Who wants whale for dinner?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I WANNNNNNNNNNNNAAA LIIIIIIIIIIVE! *shoots pyscho in the head* that was easy

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I WANNNNNNNNNNNNAAA LIIIIIIIIIIVE! *shoots pyscho in the head* that was easy

I ate some of their brains, therefore I am awesome.
*Drops chainsaw from the top of the stairs*

 

[Rainboq]

OM*



*eats planet

 

[A random person]

I'm gonna eat something of yours, hot stuff.

 

[Roxas1359]

Umm... Hi. Is that fire behind you? If so then put it out and please leave the Fredrickson Inn because we don't like fire.

 

[Rainboq]

ANOTHER TICK!

 

[Asturiel]

So um, am I a furry? Because your an animal...but your not furry...

 

[Rainboq]

HOW DO YOU MISS A PLANET, D*MB*SS?

 

[Nouw]

Wow, my bed must be huge... Then again, my bed is a planet ( cookie for who knows what I mean by this... psst look at avatar )