If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[DND Judgement]

KITTY!!! i shall name him steve...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

no!!!! his name is george

 

[Julianking93]

Back again ms smexy sexy sex?

 

[Rainboq]

Come with me little girl, for a magic carpet ride

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I wanna swim with space shamu

 

[Rainboq]

THE DEATH STARS! THEY DO NOTHING!

 

[NuclearPenguin]

It is important to note that suddenly
And against all probability
A sperm whale had been called into existense
Several miles above the surface of an alien planet
But since this is not a natural position for a whale
This innocent whale had very little time to come to terms with its identity.

 

[Rainboq]

you forgot the bowl of petunias

 

[NuclearPenguin]

you forgot the bowl of petunias

It went 'splode.

 

[Rainboq]

*Friends for being a fan of Douglas Adams*

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I feel special.
Internet High Five!

 

[Rainboq]

*high-fives*

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Awesome!

 

[A random person]

Combat sex? Seems kinky, in a good way of course.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

..I even ate some of their brains
Anyway, I would say "I think I just became a pedophile"

 

[Julianking93]

Oh god please don't kill me with a chainsaw

 

[A random person]

Sweet, Reinforce sex! Can we have the Wolkenritter and Hayate join in?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll spin you right round

 

[Dark Knifer]

Woah... High five for me.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

SOAD.
Man, I feel gangraped
But you know, in a good way.