If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Code Monkey

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I would take a brief glance and wonder why I am being attacked by an awesome hair do. Then my head would clear and I'd realize I'm in trouble.
 

Balaxe

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I'll gonna invite the queen over, you know make it a threesome.
I can also get skorge over, but only if you into that sort of thing.
 

Code Monkey

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Dude, the queen is voiced by the Borg Queen!

If she is going to be involved, then we need to have her say "You will be assimilated" at least once.

And Skorge can come if he promises not to bring his chainsaw. That could cause some accidents you don't want to have. oh, and bring one of those little gremlin monkey spazzy locusts. but not one of the glowing ones. Whatever he's got, I don't want it.
 

Guitar Gamer

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*sigh* I'd sigh and get out of bed ready to face the new day of my immenent suicide for getting with so many illegal partners such as:
dead people
little girls
little boys
married women
aliens
goats
 

CounterAttack

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I would scream, steal that thing's gun and beat it to death with it, then riddle the corpse with 200 bullets.

If that makes any sense. =)
 

Balaxe

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So many questions.
What are you?
Where am I?
How drunk did I get?
Is it snowing?
How do you keep your fur so soft?
Want another round?