If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Jedamethis]

A God
My bed
Very
No
Virgin blood
Yes. Oh God yes.

 

[Lambi]

I wouldn't know if I should be honored or freaked out.

[sup]My avatar is Kefka from FFVI. Have fun [/sup]

Spoiler: His laughter

 

[slipknot4]

"The fuck is that!"

 

[Fraught]

Oh, yes. Better than a mudkip, or a Locust, like last week, at least.

 

[Balaxe]

What, don't you like locust?

 

[Jedamethis]

"Watch where you're sticking that ligh-" *sizzle*
You're not a racoon with a lightsaber?!

 

[Fraught]

Waking next to one?

Can't say I do.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Uncreative]

I've somehow become lost in the void between time and space, doomed to spend the rest of eternity alone...
YES!

 

[Jedamethis]

Don't eat me!

 

[Balaxe]

Hey, stick around sometimes a mudkip shows up in my bed, and he's super effective!

EDIT: Ninja'd.

 

[Lambi]

I'd go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! and run screaming out into the streets.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd cross off pixel fetish from my list

 

[Broady Brio]

Woah! What land am I in?

I'm freaking out! This land is a trip down Stoner Street.

 

[BigHandInSky]

Oh my god, gotta stop dr- how the hell?....

 

[MasterSqueak]

If you're Sarah Lyons, take off the helmet. If not, keep it on.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I guess the big mouth would come in handy.

 

[Balaxe]

If your a pimp does that mean i'm one of your bitches now?

 

[FROGGEman2]

Why, is that two monocles you've there?