If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Pimppeter2]

I'd point out how he was ninja'd

 

[FROGGEman2]

I'd point out that he has... a red outline for skin?

 

[Nukey]

"Yum, taco cat."

 

[Balaxe]

OMG Alucard! I'm such a huge fan... I mean For the Queen!

 

[Lambi]

Dammit, not you again!

 

[prinxess]

Eeek!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Shhhh! Don't tell Mario!

 

[Nukey]

I would feel fine actually...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Oh!...hey, this isn't so bad...breakfast?'

 

[A random person]

I'd be very afraid. Not because it looks a bit scary but because I fear all this shitty new aged anime bullshit, and believe no anime series could usurp Gundam Wing, Cow Boy Be-Bop, and Dragon Ball Z.

A lot of UC Gundam fans would probably crucify you for that Gundam Wing part, though I'm not gonna; instead I'll Divine Buster you for the "shitty new aged anime bullshit" thing, though you're hardly the worst I've seen about it. Nobody's gonna dispute the Cowboy Bebop part, though.

On topic, wonder why a frozen woman is in my bed.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would feel to many emotions to list.

 

[prinxess]

"Well hello there."

 

[Sevre]

Well I certainly wasn't expecting this.

 

[Code Monkey]

Um...Hi. Can I help you?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes

what are oyu doing in Russia?

 

[prinxess]

Well isn't this wonderful?

 

[Lambi]

OOOOOH YEAH!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Kefka? I knew I had a thing for evil guys but...

 

[Lambi]

Heh. You know you loved it.

 

[Sevre]

How would you like your cold shoulder?