If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

Well ok, I guess I should lay off the Red Bull

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, no round 3 then? Shame...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

For you, Sas? We'll go for Round 60.

 

[Sassafrass]

This, I cannot object to.

 

[Sleekgiant]

What did I miss

Spoiler: Random: Time for Mario Kart

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Covers lingerie with dressing gown*
Nothing?

 

[Sassafrass]

*Covers boxers with duvet* No, nothing at all.
I spilled some...er wine on my clothes, hence I have very little on.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well let me just check security camera footage..........OMG*faints*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*blushes* It's all lies!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Watches video* What do you call that move?

 

[Sassafrass]

...Uh. I would tell you but I have no idea.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me neither. *laughs*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Turns head sideways* Whatever it is I got remember it!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hi Waffles! Hm... This is awkward.

 

[Sassafrass]

And who the hell might you be, Patricia?
[sup]Yeah, just go with it.[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Why can't I quit you?

 

[Code Monkey]

I don't like that look on your face... Please don't murder me.

 

[Sassafrass]

Why would you want to quit me, I mean look at me.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

♫ Keep your Love Locked down...Your love locked down! ♫

 

[Roxas1359]

Do you need help with the door? I don't want people showing up in my bed. It makes me scared because somehow you got into my house with the doors and windows locked.