If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

@CA: You read correctly. Now come here! *bleep*

 

[CounterAttack]

What do you say we skip person #3 and keep it just the two of us?

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, no offence, but I don't think I need to be a part of this. So I'll just- Hey , the door's locked. No....No....NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Lambi]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now get here! *bleep*

 

[CounterAttack]

I'll leave you two to it and take a short break. I'll be in the bathroom if you want me.
[sub]You know you want me, Konata...[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

Oh no you don't! Get here too! **bleep* with CA and Code Monkey*

 

[Code Monkey]

If only...I could...Reach the....Door....

HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, all right.
*-CENSORED- lambi*

 

[Code Monkey]

*Hides under pillow*

 

[Lambi]

Code Monkey~
I want you with us~
Get over here~

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, Konata... you're incredible...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Need one more?

 

[Magnatek]

Um...Why are you looking at me like that?

EDIT: I may have been ninja'd by two people, but my comment still makes sense.

 

[Lambi]

Why are you laughing?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm not. And don't give me that look. You've been naughty and should be punished.

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA~

 

[CounterAttack]

Shh, don't talk. Just lie back and relax.

 

[Lambi]

*bleep*

 

[CounterAttack]

-CENSORED-

 

[Lambi]

*bleep* *bleep*