If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Oh crap. I'm going to go to jail aren't I?

 

[Lambi]

*sigh*
She's 18...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey there. You're older than me.

 

[CounterAttack]

@lambi: I thought she was younger. Oh well. Either way... *bleep*

 

[Lambi]

Yay! Hail Fire is here too! Let the yuri orgy commence!
*bleep*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Good old -CENSORED-

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, yes... you know I like it when you do that... *-CENSORED-*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You know this has to be censored for the minds of the young. -CENSORED-

 

[Irridium]

SCORE!

I'm totally gonna *CENSORED* - for your protection.

 

[Lambi]

Get out! *Throws Irridium out of window*

 

[CounterAttack]

Now... where were we? *-CENSORED- lambi*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"A big cat's left it's cage" Yes. We shall -CENSORED- to the sound of Megadeth.

 

[CounterAttack]

What about our romantic mood-setting music? =(

 

[Lambi]

Nevermind that. Let's just *bleep* as much as we can.

 

[CounterAttack]

That's what I usually do with you, honey babe.

*lies down on my back* Come and get me.

 

[Lambi]

*Jumps on top of CA and *bleep**

Why haven't we done this in a while?

 

[CounterAttack]

I don't know... Kagami never did this with me, though.

 

[Lambi]

That's good to hear.
Now then...
*bleep*
*bleep*
*bleep*

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, Konata. You know how to pleasure me.

 

[Timotei]

I'd wonder why they'd still be wearing the robe.