If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

Oh jesus
Please yell me you are past the age of consent, regardless you are a human and therefore must be killed.

 

[Lambi]

GAH! *Throws out of window*

 

[CounterAttack]

It's okay, Konata, it's gone. *leads back to bed*

How would you like me to teach you a dance?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA~

 

[Timotei]

I'd scrub myself with A Hurt Locker DVD case to get all the kawaii off me.

 

[CounterAttack]

@lambi: It's called the horizontal tango. *-CENSORED-*

 

[Roxas1359]

Sorry but you can't stay in this room. If you want to stay the night at the Fredrickson Inn then your going to need to reserve a room.

 

[Timotei]

I'd show you my reservation.

 

[Lambi]

I'd do you like there was no tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

Lambi, your room is down the hall. This is my room.

 

[Timotei]

I'd get out of your room and go to another room.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I'd say HIIIIIIIII...

 

[CounterAttack]

@Maxieon: I'm new to the hotel, and I believe a friend of mine is staying here. Might I be joining her for the night? I believe her name is Konata.

 

[Timotei]

I'd hit you over the head for breaking the rules of the game.

 

[Roxas1359]

Very well, just don't destroy my Inn. Third floor, 5 doors down. Now will you please get out of my bed?

 

[Lambi]

Oh, CA. Come here.
I neeeeed yooouuu~

 

[Roxas1359]

*looks over* Holy crap, how did you get in my bed! I even locked the doors.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I'd reach over and grope them with my AWESOME FACE

 

[Timotei]

I'd wonder what I was smoking the night before.

 

[Zedzero]

It's hard... to hit that... when you keep... turning...stay still damn it!