If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Morning Max~

 

[Roxas1359]

Um. Hi Vaude, how did you get in here?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Want breakfast Max? Possibly Waffles and Bacon?

 

[Sassafrass]

Good evening, Vee. Or is it afternoon?
Can we open the curtains?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Do we have to get out of bed?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Nope *Claps, Curtains open*

 

[Sassafrass]

This is a good question that I shall answer in a couple of decades time.
And all of that decade shall be spent in bed. Waffles, what you doing? Close the curtains, man.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Cuddles*
Can't you see there is nothing wrong with harmless lying in bed in the dark, doing nothing particular?

 

[Lambi]

Yes. I can see that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed you can, Lambi. *Sighs* I am content.

 

[Code Monkey]

What are the both if you- ...Er, what are you doing in my bed?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Lying in the dark doing no-*giggles*-nothing in particular at all?

 

[Code Monkey]

Um... If you don't mind, I'm going to turn the lights on.

*Backs away slowly*

 

[Lambi]

Yuri sex FTW!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yuri sex...meh, I'll make an exception for you.

 

[Lambi]

Yay! *bleep*

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll always make an exception.
For any of you...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Even me?

 

[Code Monkey]

I'm flattered...I guess...

 

[CounterAttack]

@lambi: So... I read something about a threesome earlier...