If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah. Nothing wins a girl over more than a kitten stomper.

 

[Sassafrass]

*Pounces* Why, hello there...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah!-*Pounced*
Ohh...Hi there...*Wraps arms around*

 

[Sassafrass]

Feeling all warm and tingly?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You mean as usual when I'm around you? *smirk*

 

[Sassafrass]

Good. Good. Would you like to 'talk' a bit more in private?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. *Appears in lingerie*
Does this answer your question?

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it does. *Picks Vee up and heads to the bedroom*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Giggles happily and closes door behind*

 

[Discord]

Well I feel warm.. but a bit conerned and I don't know why!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oooo foxy!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

oooooo kitty

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oooo...I don't swing that way...o.o

 

[Artina89]

I'd ask where you bought your shampoo.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd ask...something.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I'de ask you not to beat me anymore!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

good kitty

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd wonder if it was safe to be in such close proximity to a cat-explosion of that magnitude.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

There was a person killed in my room?!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, a kitty cat! *Pets kitty, looks up* And a missile!
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