If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Fattyromanscousin]

Get the fuck out of my house...!!

 

[Sassafrass]

Get the hell outta my bed!!!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No chance. *Smirks and cuddles*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Why are you staring at me? Erm?! Ahhhh!!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Aww you keep blowing up my bed, but you your face is soo cute I can't be mad

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...This is a little creepy actually.

 

[Sassafrass]

Why, hello again. This is a good day.

 

[ShockValue]

It burns!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thanks for punching that asshole

 

[Julianking93]

Hmmm...hey there Ms. Smexy. You were amazing last night.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heh. You're kinda cute when you're violent and angry.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hey, how are y-AWW JESUS!!!

 

[Cucumber]

... *stares for a very long time*

 

[Sassafrass]

...Meh. I've woken up next to worse things before.

 

[Julianking93]

Hm? Oh hello there smexy. Hey what happened to my hair?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Dude, Mudkips don't swing that way....and by swing that way, I mean getting our heads cu......bea.....hit off.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Dammit, Double post.....and time paradox...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hm. Good thing that I kinda liek Mudkips.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm beginning to liek Mudkipz.
But I like my assigned ninja more. Hi there...

 

[ottenni]

Dr. Cox! My god i'm covered in awesome!!!!