If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Julianking93]

Okay, I get it!!! I can't just walk into Mordor

 

[Sassafrass]

You are a God Of Rock!
Who is that anyway?

And aren't you a smexy smex machine, JK?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

We're starting to see a lot of each other.

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

I'm a meme, so now you will be too!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh. Morning. I don't remember saying that I chose you but morning.

 

[ShockValue]

High five?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Oh shi- Samus?!
...I don't care that I don't swing that way. It's Samus. *High 5*

 

[Sassafrass]

Do you swing my way, though?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

At this rate, I'm going to evolve in no time!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Damn. Well. I'll make breakfast...*throws masterball*

@Sas, you know that I do. *winks*

 

[Sassafrass]

Excellent! Shall we go for a 'talk' about discipline, Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Looks around**grabs hand and leads to bedroom*

 

[Sassafrass]

Great. Now, who wears the handcuffs?

 

[Vrex360]

You dare punch me puny human????

*Gets out plasma rifle*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. Mornin'. What bar did I go to last night?

 

[Sassafrass]

My bar. The bar of space! And drinks.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Hey, you're the one with the master ball! DIEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[ShockValue]

Must obey!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Holy shi- It's Samus! You might wanna get yourself checked....for WIN!