If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd mention the yuri.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Yawn* Oh the yuri...

 

[Code Monkey]

Judging from the look on her face, I would feel ashamed.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd stare until I reconized you

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Moar yuri...
I steal your pants due you you ninjaing me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"...Oh god, why don't you just sleep here all the time?!'

 

[Julianking93]

I'd freak out because what the hell is this question mark doing here?

The only thing confused here is me.

 

[DJude]

i'd offer him some cake, and upon getting said cake i would wonder why L was in my bed

 

[A random person]

Wonder how I ended up sleeping with L.

Edit: Ninja'd, but I'll go with it anyways.

 

[Julianking93]

Wonder if I'm about to die.

Looks so cute it could kill just by staring.

 

[A random person]

Demonstrate my deadly cuteness by Divine Bustering you.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

wah wah WAAAAH?!?!!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Laugh at you.

 

[A random person]

Divine Buster you, and then leave you to Chris Hansen despite not being especially traumatized by the experience.

That was directed at Guilty Gamer, btw.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Fuck. I slept with that cop that's always chasing me.

 

[A random person]

Arrest you for having sex with a minor.

 

[Julianking93]

Plead that you don't divine bust me.

Or maybe I beg you to do it. Sounds kinda sexy when you think about it.

 

[A random person]

Tenderly touch your chest and...nevermind, this is getting into bad fanfic territory.

I'm willing to take you up on the Divine Bustering part, though.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Get arrested for having les-yay sex with a minor.

 

[Julianking93]

Tenderly touch your chest and...nevermind, this is getting into bad fanfic territory.

I'm willing to take you up on the Divine Bustering part, though.

No no...I like where this is going.

OT, I'd go to jail for that.