If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Uncreative]

I'd do a Squeee and get the duck tape before he could run away.

 

[A random person]

I'd think of many ways to use said duct tape, by the creativity of human hornyness and duct tape's versatility.

 

[Code Monkey]

Hm. A charizard and duck tape. You could do anything.

 

[A random person]

Slap them and tell them I'm also involved.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

start mumbling "Im gonna go to jail" repeatedly while rocking back and forth in the fetal position
slap you and say its rude to stare before asking you if your ready for round two

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd be sent to jail agian where I'd funny enough see them all again but since I'd be one of the biggest dudes there I hopefully wouldn't be invilved in any sex

 

[A random person]

Reassure you that I'll Divine Buster the cops, but probably leave and go back to JulianKing/cute L.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd cry that my habit has contiued to jail then wallow in sorrow and not leave when they break me free stating
"I belong here"

 

[Code Monkey]

I Would Be Very Disturbed.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd assure you the monsters aren't gonna get you because I just killed them

 

[Code Monkey]

I would ask who Frank West was, Then get shot in the soul.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd murder whoever shot you in the soul(because I defend all people against zombies, unless your trying to kill me then your f*cked)

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd ask you to cover this war me and another team are having

 

[Uncreative]

"OHGODWHY?!"

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Blastoise! I choose you!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

dam zombie again
this happens tooo much

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd yell, "NINJA!" at the top of my lungs, then run away screaming.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Well, seeing that you're just a badge of some sorts, I'd just wear you all day.

dam zombie again
this happens tooo much

She's not a zombie, she's a psycho killer emo-ish girl. I call her Shari.

 

[Code Monkey]

Agh! It's an anorexic emo zombie!

"yeah....But is she hot?"


[small]I love using obscure quotes.[/small]