If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd ask you to cover this war me and another team are having

no problem, just let me cover both sides equally and be a badass while doing it and you've got a deal
OT: Mudkip return you've earned a rest

 

[Code Monkey]

I would make you roll play as Megaman.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd check myself to see if I gotten any cooler.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd kill the zombie thats in my house

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I'd probably shoot you in the head for calling me a zombie.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Probably tell her to go take a bath. Honestly woman, the stain has to go!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I didn't say you were the Zombie
OT: wish you a happy new year

 

[slipknot4]

Whut, i thought you said you're famous...

 

[Lambi]

"Hey, baby. How you doin'?"

 

[junkmanuk]

My god do you ever stop?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Id wonder how'd the hell we had enough room in that dustbin

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I'll wonder when I started experimenting with penguins..again

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'This isn't so bad...spare a smoke?'

 

[Lambi]

I don't know which is worse. The frozen woman on my left or the little guy snapping his fingers on my right.

[sup]If you only had an avatar matching your gender...[/sup]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know which is worse...scarily grinning Rikku or scarily grinning Yuffie.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Why is there a cartoon in my bed?with a frozen woman?

 

[Kud]

Did i just sleep with a fire?

 

[A random person]

Have several more go's, though wish that Haruhi and/or Yuki were also involved.

 

[KiruTheMant]

OH DEAR GOD RAPE HELP RAPE