If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Have bad fanfic jail morning sex. What, it's the only appropriate response.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd laugh then grumble embarressed

 

[A random person]

I'd arrest you and detain you at the Time-Space Administration Bureau HQ.

 

[Julianking93]

Continue with jail sex as long as its consensual.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Give him a sugar cube to he'll keep quiet about it.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd wonder if I was a pedophile again

if not then *HIGH FIVE*

if so then

dam dam dam dam DAM!

 

[DJude]

id wonder how the hell this keeps happening

 

[Julianking93]

I'd figure I thought he was a girl so its not so bad.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd chuckle then ask if we actually did it

 

[Julianking93]

I'd cuddle with him.

I sure do like cuddling.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder why you aren't on a sugar rush?

 

[DJude]

id wonder if hes planning on eating that...

 

[Julianking93]

I'd tell him to stop staring at me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd tell him to wear something else for a change.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd pinch her cheeks and just shout at her at how she cute she looks!

of course then I'd be horrified at what I did

 

[A random person]

Wonder why I'm in bed with you and Chris Hansen.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd gasp and wonder how I keep ending up sleeping with a bunch of Anime girls

 

[Julianking93]

Ask him to take a seat, right over there.

 

[A random person]

Consent to additional jail sex, request that it's gentle for moe purposes, and then have a scene where I angst about being in jail.

 

[Julianking93]

comfort them while they're angsting about being in jail, then consent to more passionate, gentle, and loving jail sex.