If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

....*meep*...

 

[A random person]

Wonder if I have a secret fetish for frozen women.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...*sob* Please stop staring at me like that. I'm not even into girls!

 

[Lambi]

@A random person: Are you blushing or thinking of killing me?

@Vaude: At least you aren't VENN724.
[sup]Not that there's anything wrong with you, you just have a small guy and a frozen woman for an avatar.[/sup]

 

[KiruTheMant]

yay threesomes!with scary ninja chicks!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Zomg, It's Pikafield....

 

[A random person]

Probably indulge in my newly-discovered fetish for frozen women.

@lambi89: Both.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...Woah. Haven't you heard of dinner and a movie first?'

 

[A random person]

Tell her that I believe in sexual openness to justify how quickly we moved along.

 

[Lambi]

How old are YOU?

[sup]Isn't that Red Link?[/sup]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Shout "Kona-chan!" then realize that I am now a pedo.

 

[Lambi]

Woah. It's yuri all over the place...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Y'know. Considering it's Konata...I don't think I mind as much.'

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd get the peanut-butter

 

[A random person]

Wonder why I'm in bed with a pimp.

 

[Kud]

meh, could be worse.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Hey, stop with the beams, I'm tryin' to sle-...We didn't...?'

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I'd be freezing and ignored

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be quite shocked. You, sir, are a robot.