If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

No, your reading, what book is it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The Picture of Dorian Grey?

 

[Rainboq]

Excellent, may I recommend Terry Pratchett's "Going Postal"?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Runs out of room*
*Returns with mouse*
take him,not me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh Lycan, you so crazy.

XD

 

[Smagmuck_]

So am I!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Shrugs*
*Makes coffee*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee!

 

[Smagmuck_]

COFFEE!

 

[Baby Eater]

No thanks I'd rather have tea

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pours hot coffee over Smags head*
*Drinks own coffee*
Mmmmmmmmmm
*Makes pancakes*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well said Toast. *Makes tea in bed*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

would you like some waffles to go with your tea?

 

[Smagmuck_]

Yes, I like waffles.

 

[Baby Eater]

Vaude has a tea set in bed?

AWESOME!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Even better is that she's in my bed! >

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Nods*
*flips pancake*
*Places pancake onto plate,then covers in maple syrup*
Who this?
*Makes another pancake with free hand*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I think I'll have you with some maple syrup and a bit of butter

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Drools*
Hurglaburglabluh...