If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Baby Eater]

Hi Max!

 

[Roxas1359]

Yummy, breakfast!

 

[Sevre]

I have no idea what's going on with you Maxieon, but I'm taking some breakfast whether you like it or not.

 

[Roxas1359]

Um... Hello Lord-Captain...Ummm, don't mind me I'm just....cleaning your room.[sub]Yeah that's it.[/sub]

 

[Sevre]

I thought only Fox called me Lord Captain....what have you done with him?!

 

[Roxas1359]

Ummm....nothing.*closet door shuffles*

 

[Rainboq]

I ate him....

 

[Sevre]

Would you stop eating people?! What if they're illiterate? They deserve a fair chance!

 

[Rainboq]

No they don't they should have learned too read

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

what do you mean eat me? i'll do a nazithunderbolt on your ass!

 

[Baby Eater]

Nazi Pikachu?

I KNEW IT! AND THEY ALL LAUGHED! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?

 

[brtshstel]

Is that the Penguin, reincarnated into toast-form?

 

[Roxas1359]

@Toast:Why would we believe a talking piece of toast? If we told anyone they'd think we were insane, but I'll just have some breakfast.
Holy hell I slept with Bruce Wayne and Batman!

 

[Sevre]

Holy hell, where'd Batman go?! Oh there he is! Wait no! Shit!

 

[Baby Eater]

Penguin?

DUN DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA Brtshstel!

 

[brtshstel]

::where is Nightwing when you need him?::

 

[Roxas1359]

I have slept with Batman twice. Eat your hearts out comic book nerds!

 

[Baby Eater]

*eats heart out*

 

[Sevre]

*Eats toast*

 

[Roxas1359]

*coughs because of smoke*
Put that out!