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Baby Eater

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!
Aug 27, 2009
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Smag we're all in one bed.

Now if you excuse me we're having hot dirty sex and by "dirty sex" I mean tea. Still hot though
 

AgDr_ODST

Cortana's guardian
Oct 22, 2009
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Eater would you like some waffles? and some of you *cuts off 2 pieces of Eater, I have one and offer the other to him before using Lycans resurecto beam on him* mmmhmmm pancakes and toast. DElicious!!!