If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Um...Good morning? If you'll excuse me...

 

[prinxess]

O' hi... So, how're the kids? ^--^

 

[CounterAttack]

Have we met before? =)

 

[Lambi]

Oh yeah. Many, many times before.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'*sigh*Cuddling? really?'

 

[A random person]

Oh, that's just warming up.

 

[ejb626]

If I woke up to that face staring at me I'd probaly jump halfway across the room mostly alarmed by the eyes

 

[CounterAttack]

Well... that's the last time I ever talk to someone at a bar.

 

[prinxess]

Hi

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...I'm sorry your princess is in another bed.' *backs away slowly*

 

[CounterAttack]

Hello there. *wink*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Um. Hi. What bar did I go to last night?'

 

[A random person]

Warm up to the seemingly cold woman in my bed.

Edit: That works for the person I was responding to and the person who ninja'd me.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd ask for a quicky

 

[CounterAttack]

*wraps wings around next poster* I'm going out to the hotel balcony. I hear they have a hot tub big enough for about 6. Want to come with me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Thanks but I really...Hey those wings are warm.'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Would you like to go again?

 

[A random person]

Oh yeah!

 

[CounterAttack]

*gets in hot-tub* Feel free to join me at any time.

EDIT: Whoo! 1000 posts!