If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

OK!
*jumps in hot tub*
And now for some yuri loving...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Um, the water's a little hot for me...will you excuse me?

 

[CounterAttack]

You're excused, Vaude. =)

Just so you know, ARP, I said earlier that my avatar's a dude. So unless you're inviting someone else in here with us...

Spoiler: Side Note

Is it just me or has this thread... deviated slightly from what it originally was? Not that I'm complaining at all. XD

 

[A random person]

Yeah, sure, I'll just make out with CounterAttack in the meantime.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

CounterAttacks is a guy?!...That makes things different. *goes to get swimsuit*

 

[prinxess]

Lol. *throws acid into hot-tub and runs*

 

[CounterAttack]

Out of curiosity, how old are you? I don't want to be caught imitating a certain bear I know. =\

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask him if he has some socks I could borrow

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Do you want your top-hat back?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"Would you like to go again before or after breakfast?"

 

[A random person]

I'd wonder why you're in the hot tub when you're frozen.

Edit: Why not both?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Who needs the breakfast...?'

 

[A random person]

I do, it helps my skills in bed!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Really? Huh. I thought that was natural skill.'

 

[A random person]

It is, and food enhances that natural skill.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...A hot guy? For once?! Thank you drunken gods!'

 

[A random person]

I'd be concerned about the state of the bed.

 

[CounterAttack]

OI! What about me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'How could I forget about you...?'