If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Get out, I'm not attracted to emos.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

We'd destroy the world together.

 

[CounterAttack]

Only ARP's avatar has seen what's under my hood. And she loved it.

 

[A random person]

Indeed I did, and now snuggle with me you hot hooded bastard!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

More yuri, huh?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup...*cough* Don't call the cops now, okay?

 

[CounterAttack]

Oh, all right, you sexy devil.
*jumps into bed with ARP's avatar*

EDIT: How many times do I need to say it? My Seraph is male!

 

[A random person]

Now don't be too rough, 'k? I'm still rather moe and thus kinda delicate. And Hail Fire and Julianking should also be involved.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yuri threesome I presume? *jumps into bed with CA and ARP's avatars*

 

[A random person]

CA's a dude, actually, but we girls still outnumber him.

 

[CounterAttack]

Don't worry, sweet-cheeks. It's not in the nature of a Seraph to be overly rough with his girls.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

My jealousy knows no bounds, *unfolds newspaper and sulks*

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would choose Pikachu.

What I would do with him is an entirely different story

 

[A random person]

It's OK, you can join in too. Besides, I'm gonna be more into Hail Fire anyways, so you can get more of him.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, I see. Yuri, am I right?

 

[A random person]

Indeed I am, and let's put that frozen rolling pin to some use, shall we?

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, you're welcome to join us, Vaude...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*smirk* By all means...*jumps into bed and hands over rolling pin*

 

[Code Monkey]

I....I...FROZEN ROLLING PIN???
I don't even want to think about what you're planning on...