If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. I've woken up to far worse. *Snuggles up to*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Vaude! *Hugs*
He called me a twelve year old! D:
*Starts to cry*
Also, I am going to go play The Saboteur now. Farewell.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Comforts* There, there.

 

[The Infinite]

*Smiles and bear hugs Vaude* Heya Vaude!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

! Hey Infinite! *Cuddles*

 

[Tiny116]

well death is gone I guess I'm back from hell!
*dances insanely*

 

[The Infinite]

Are you so sure death is gone? *Pulls out Scythe* *opens a portal to a death world*
Ahhh Ash what a legend! You can crash at my place anytime.

 

[Tiny116]

*Oh god I was caught by an Irish Stoner with a red neck complex*
*shudder*
*AAAHHH His TEETH!*

 

[GodofDisaster]

...You used your jedi mind tricks to get me here, didn't you?

Now get out.

 

[Julianking93]

No wait, please don't! I liked you in Spider Man 3!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...o.o
Uhm...Can I get you a cab? Maybe breakfast?

 

[Sassafrass]

Would you like a cab?
Or maybe breakfast in bed?

 

[Julianking93]

Will you make me breakfast like last time?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Y-Yeah...cereal okay?

 

[Julianking93]

No! I want waffles.

But Sass has to make them for me since he's the only one who can make them perfect.

 

[Sassafrass]

Do you want a coffee while you make breakfast?

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

Dude! stop climbing into my bed! I ain't gay. Go sleep with the producer's wife instead.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

@Sas Love one, thank you. *hugs*

Oh cute. *pets*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Awww! A kitty-cat! Sooo cuuuteee!
Haaauuuuuuuu~ Omochikaerii!
*Take it home mode activated*