If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

*cries* Thats really mean you know

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Removes knife from their fake hand*
Awww... there there, my little death...
*Hugs Sleekgiant*

 

[Sassafrass]

Awww, there, there. *Hugs*

Damn ninja Fox!

 

[Tiny116]

*Backs away from rant*

*juggles bananas*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Throws a stool through nearby window in RAGE!*
I ain't apologizing for that.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Throws a Sassafrass through a nearby window in RAGE"
...
Maybe I should apologise for doing that...
I just hate it when people throw things through windows...
*Coughs*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Stands up* Oh...mornin'. *Climbs back through window*

 

[Tiny116]

*Pats Greyfox on the shoulder*
It's Ok, you can make him fix it

EDIT:
Ninja'd again!

 

[The Infinite]

*wakes from the darkness with his new laptop* what in the world? You better keep that lightsaber away from my laptop! Or I might have to chop that little head of yours off. *pulls out scythe*

 

[Tiny116]

you don't see the lightsaber *jedi mind trick* you don't see the lightsaber

 

[Irridium]

Please tell me we didn't use the lightsaber...

 

[Sevre]

Oh but we did, what do you think happened to the rest of me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, Sevre...it's been a while. *Snuggles*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Link and a Soviet Woman. Hmm... Zelda won't like it but it might just work.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Weirdness.

... You want breakfast?

 

[Sevre]

What's with you and buttering my toast?

 

[Rainboq]

What are you smoking? and where can I get some?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

It's weed, and from me.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't you have a princess to save? *throws Dis outside*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Don't you have a metroid to raise? *Pulls Shock out with him.*