If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Marsell]

creepy loli
DO NOT WANT!
[Run Away]

 

[Sassafrass]

@SomeUnregPunk: ...I thought I was.
@Vee: *Hugs back* Gimme a moment.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Smiles and makes breakfast*
Cheerios, yeah?

 

[Sassafrass]

That would be poifect, thank you.
Oh, and here is your coffee. *Passes cup*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Fantastic. Now, breakfast in bed?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

You mean waffles and bacon?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

But aren't you already in my bed?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

.....Aren't you in my bed?

 

[Sleekgiant]

And I'm over here

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Sleekgiant! *Run-jump-hugs*
Wait...
What happened to you? D:

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm no longer cute death

 

[Discord]

Your chaseing (Stalking) me... aren't you?

 

[Sleekgiant]

No for I was here first(Thats a good gif)

 

[Discord]

Oh... sorry about that and thank you! Here! take another!!!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I haven't seen you in a while

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Stumbles towards the door*
What's going on...?
I don't know what is happening any more...
*Walks away, confused*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Greyfox wait, I have ice cream

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

No, icecream is not needed...
Must prepare for tonight... I have already found my assault rifle...
*Stabs a knife through their fake right hand*
I must prepare...

 

[Sleekgiant]

*backs away from Greyfox*

 

[Anarchemitis]

Away with you, cretin.