If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Vrex360]

OWWWW

Hey, quit lunging at me!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not lunging, jumping up and executing a perfect spin with enough power to slice your helmet off.

 

[ShockValue]

*Runs back in to the room and locks door* I'm afraid you don't have the required keys to get in here. Go explore a dungeon or something.

 

[Rainboq]

Hang on, are there any practical applications for a gun THAT big?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yes. Shooting down sheegoths, metroids, Ridley, META Ridley, and roasting marshmellows with the exhaust.

 

[Rainboq]

What have I said about sword fighting in the bed harlequin?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Brandishes a spoon*
Back, foul beast, back, or I shall devour your soul!
*Waves the spoon threateningly*

 

[Roxas1359]

You know, when your sleeping and you suddenly hear an insane laugh you really freak out. Please stop laughing.*shivers*

 

[Rainboq]

Hey, cool Afro!
*dives into the Afro*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

What have I said about sword fighting in the bed harlequin?

Harlequin? Ok, maybe you didn't like Onion Knigh, but EVERYBODY loves Link.

 

[Julianking93]

So...Link and some knight are fighting in my bed?

Fuck yeah!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

TOO...CUTE! AAAAAAAUUUGGGGH! *Head explodes.*

 

[Rainboq]

What have I said about sword fighting in the bed harlequin?

Harlequin? Ok, maybe you didn't like Onion Knigh, but EVERYBODY loves Link.

Let me just say this, nintendo fanboy's tears taste like chocolate

OT: *smirks*

 

[Tuddle]

That was some good furry stuff we did last night.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Oh god... How did it even work? And how drunk was I?

 

[Tuddle]

Oh god... How did it even work? And how drunk was I?

We are going to say the same thing as you when we all look at each other.

 

[Rainboq]

PIXILATION! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Vrex360]

ARRRGGHHH A TIGE-

-aww but it's sooo cute.

 

[Rainboq]

muuuuurrrrrrr
See? What did I tell you about interspecies relations?

 

[Tuddle]

You again.