If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Well we should have a new place set up before we destroy this one.

@We're using your underwater lair Stranger!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Meteor? Ultima!? Bah, you're thinking too small scale. The Wing Zero Custom Gundam can fuck this place up good and proper.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

pulls out a big button* I knew this day would come! *presses button and teleports outside to the hill overlooking the house* I rigged 2000 lbs of fireworks into the house, so if i were you, i'd get out here and be ready for a show. Before i press the button again.

After all I built this place, I should send it off with a big fucking BANG!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*rigs button to teleport Lelouch back inside the house as well as detonate the explosives*

Go ahead my man. I haven't tampered with it at all.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: My thoughts exactly! I already have a place set up for everyone there.

And lots of extras. Lets get to work!

@Lelouch: That isn't going to cut it. We need more!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Only one problem with that.
-positions MGR so that its tail is submerged in the lake-
Metal Gear Ray uses water to destroy things.
Fireworks don't work when wet.
-starts tearing apart the eastern wing of the mansion with water jets-

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Bah what the hell. *picks up sledgehammer gun and gets to work on the wall*

 

[Scde2]

Don't we have a stockpile of nukes?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: I do. But that is how we trashed the last place. I want this one to be unique.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why hello there. I'm what they would call the "skeleton in your closet". Now explain to me as to why the Nuclear Holocaust occurred and I didn't cause it?

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Somewhere around here.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Not here we don't.
Speaking of which.
Stranger, doth thou haveth the REX unit by which to deliver the nukes to hither and yon?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Sced2: And your battalion of tanks?

 

[UnusualStranger]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NINJA!

Sorry, needed to do that.

@Zero: Thou doth hath a REX to which deliver thy holy fury upon thy foes.
Thou art interested in such a device?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Opens fire on the house with Wing Zero's twin buster rifle. cue maniacal laughter*
"Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!"

[sup]For future reference, the heretical and unclean mutant is Lelouch[/sup]

 

[ShockValue]

Well, I guess while you guys do that I'll just head over to the underwater lair.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Ah yes! Of course....

Here Shock, let me get the door for you....
*Pushes button*
Just step into the teleporter.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I might take the boat to the lair, get some in fishing. (now where's my dinamite)

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

I won't be killed by some religious nut in a gundam! *Jumps into Burning Gundam*
Gundam Fight! READY! GO!

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: Alright! *jumps into teleporter*

The robots better not shoot at me when I get there.