If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Zero: You are right. I apologize. The magic healing wing is down the opposite hall to the left. Terribly sorry, didn't know you had a preference.

@Doc: Thank you. Took some work. Anyplace in particular you are looking for?

@Alpha:.....Still looking for skulls?
I....might have a few skulls for you.
You'd be surprised how many spies tried to get in here.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: I heard what you just told Zero. Come here White Mages and hold stiiiillll! Muahahahahaha!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Alpha: You are mistaken. I do not have White Mages. I use old fashioned healing save points! Much easier, and I don't need to feed, house, and find them!

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Stranger: I'm fine I already found the comfy chair and box of Jack Daniels you left for me.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc: Heh, found your room already huh? Well, enjoy.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Unusual: I had a Jack icon on my mini map.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: I'll keep those codes safe this time.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-walks down left hall-
-saves game-
-walks back-
Hey guys, did you know I've taken 895445 steps since my last save?
I didn't.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc: Nice. Good to hear your mini map is working nicely.

@Shock: ...There we go. Here are the codes. Yeah, I'm sure you will keep them safe.

@Zero: Huh. I didn't know that. I haven't really checked how many things I have killed in a while...Perhaps I will check.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Stranger: Save points? You got save points instead of White Mages!? That's awesome.
*beheads Zero and adds his skull to the Skull Throne*
@Zero: Just reload and come back.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Now, I should probably test fire one of them. *runs off*

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Just don't hit anything important! Can't have too many nations knocking on my door.

 

[ShockValue]

Anyone want to help test this nuke? And by help I mean stand in a random field and I'll nuke you.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-walks back-
Hey guys, did you know I've taken 895445 steps since my last save?
I didn't.
...
Deja vu.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Shock: Alright I'm in a random feild guess wich one.

 

[ShockValue]

@Dr: You're making this unnecessarily difficult. If only I had enough nukes to just shoot around the world. This may take awhile.

 

[Steppin Razor]

>Consume NUKE.
Alright Shock, I ate the nuke. Test fire any second now.

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: I doubt I could accurately test the explosive capability of it while it's inside you.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Shock: The nuke could utterly fail to accomplish anything against a loyal follower of the One True God and trusted servant of the Chaos Gods, or I I'll get royally screwed. Either way, it'll be an interesting test.

Now do it!

 

[ShockValue]

@Alpha: Alright...*enters launch codes*

This will be interesting at least. *sets off nuke*