If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Never. I actually hard coded quite a few directions in them.
You will be fine.

However, I am curious where exactly I should show first?
Target Range, Pool, Hot Tub, Armory, Robot Firing Range, Nuclear Missile Room, Mech Room, Torture chamber, and 40 different types of Bedrooms.....

And then some other rooms I can't be bothered to remember.

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Lelouch: Nothing survives a full power twin buster rifle shot. Not even a space colony can withstand its awesome might.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Definitely the armory, followed by the Nuclear missile room.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stands by to watch Burning Gundam do its thing-
Sorry Alpha, its a fan favorite. Fan favorites don't die.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Of course then. This way. Don't bother the fishes. I just got them here today, actually. I have loaded up the armory with a few favorites, but nothing too grand.
*Opens double doors for walls covered in weaponry*
I keep some magic scrolls in the next room. Ya know, when I feel like threatening the world with a Meteor, or galactic demon or something. Haven't decided what to use first.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

bah fuck it, ill deal with you later.... Target Range you say? *Grabs air rifle and hits the range*
*1 hour later*

Damn it i only shot 253/300

try doing that on targets like these, its not easy at all:
(Good night all!)

Spoiler

 

[Zeromaeus]

-poit-
You said scrolls?
I like scrolls.
-pulls out empty grimoire and feather pen-
Care if I ... look?

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Now, about those missiles?

 

[Steppin Razor]

@Zero:

Spoiler: Where's your Perfect Grade Burning Gundam now?

Oh wait, there isn't one.

Besides, if worst comes to worst I'll just bring back the Lagann. Something bigger than our entire galaxy will stomp your piddly little robot flat in no time.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Lelouch: Meh, We all have our off days. Good evening to ya. Room at the end of the hall, for you.

@Zero: Of course, just be careful. Some of those were....gifts and I haven't had the chance to take the magics locks off yet.

@Shock: Yes, which ones? I do have a nice collection.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Well, I'm interested in any nuclear ones that you may have.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Magical locks you say, well I don't think I'll be in any trouble witAGHITSEATINGMYFACEMAKEITSTOP!!!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Ah, of course. This way.
Just past the room of mind games.....
*Opens Iris Door*
There ya go. I only have 20 here at the moment that are nuclear.
OH, that reminds me, you wanted some launch codes, right?

@Zero: Hold still for a damn minute!
*Prys off random bitey, feeds to fishes*
Whew...you still with us Zero?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Checks HP: 666/9999
Yup, good to go. I think...

 

[Steppin Razor]

If he isn't, I'm taking his skull.

Which reminds me, how the hell did I even get here? Last thing I remember was firing off laser blasts at some robot that wishes it was as cool as the Wing Zero and now I'm here in the underwater lair.

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Yeah, those would be useful.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Zero: Might want to get that checked out. I have a fully automated medical room just down the hall, to the right.

@Alpha: Probably stumbled into the teleporter. Sorry, I'll switch it off.

@Shock: Just give me a few minutes. I just recently reset the things again. Damned spys and all.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stumbles to the medical wing-
-brzzzt-
-walks back-
Your filthy technology will never better the magical touch of a White Mage.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*pats stranger on the back.*
Nice place you've built here.

@Zero: No mage cures like white!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Oh yes, that reminds me:
@Zero: Where are all these White Mages located? We've got a perfectly good medical room so it's not like they're needed anymore, and my Skull Throne desperately needs more skulls. It's win-win for everyone. Except the mages, 'cause they'll be royally screwed over.