If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Guitar Gamer]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

am I a pedophile?

 

[Julianking93]

I'd know for sure you're a pedo...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder if he used his deduction skills during the night.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well.............................. I guess I am
dam

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder how he could have beded Suiseiseki. She can't do... stuff like that.

 

[RanD00M]

I would make sure i was still in my world of golden computers and magical flying ponies.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd sigh in relief that I am at least a tasteful paedophile

 

[Julianking93]

I'd fall in love and assume last night was amazing.

 

[RanD00M]

Wait,isn't he like dead?....Yeah,creepy.

 

[Balaxe]

Round 2?

 

[Julianking93]

I'd cuddle with it forever.

I love you Kairi.

 

[RanD00M]

I guess i´m a necrophiliac now.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd guess your scout's mother

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd ask him where the wild things are

 

[Julianking93]

I'd ask him where he got those badass glasses.

Then explain to him that he [i/]has[/i] to stay in his bed next time.

 

[Balaxe]

I would stay longer but I have to slaughter some soldiers.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd have a heart attack. That scares me.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Julianking93]

I'd hug him and ask him not to punch me.

I didn't mean to. No need for such violence.

 

[Code Monkey]

Wait, do I say the first thing my Avatar would say or the first thing I would say?

Well,
Avatar: ...

Me:GAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU! You look like Near from Deathnote, and that pisses me off! I LIKED L BETTER! DIE!!!