If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Jedamethis]

I'd send him down again to the furnace.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'd send him to Mr. T, so that he could be told to quit his jibber-jabber.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would ask if we did it Egyptian Doggy style

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd tell you of a place where R.Kelly likes to take leaks on 16 year old girls so that you can get all the PP points you want....

I would say yell I owe you one before(or while) running to the place of which you speak and snap a million pictures and show one slightly racy/hot one to all the nerds and forum users on the net and promise to show the rest if they give me 40 dollars and give you a cut of the billions I'd rake in in the hours immidiately after before retiring from the zombie slaying/picture taking business for good

 

[Littlee300]

Oh my goodness Frank West O:

I have no idea who you are but have you ever killed a bunch of zombies in a movie?

 

[Sevre]

I feel sick now.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

How torturous. But at least the chair would be comfy.

 

[CosmicCommander]

"Jesus, another girl out of the Insane Asylum!? My standards are low..."

 

[Keepitclean]

"AWWW yeah I nailed that"

 

[Fraught]

A ray? A RAY?!

 

[Karlaxx]

"how'd those hydraulics work out for you? Just got them upgraded."

 

[Balaxe]

"So how do you feel about the current state of the economy?"
and while they're thinking WTF i'll be like "RAAM Away!" and fly through the ceiling leaving a big hole because RAAM can fly now apparently.

 

[Sevre]

Oh, I've had worse.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'd tell him how I totally expected the Spanish Inquisition

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Squeal. Like a scared little girl. Which is what my avatar would be.

 

[Sevre]

If you didn't look so vulnerable I wouldn't feel bad about this.

 

[Cherry Cola]

...... Oh fuck, not this again.