If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[SeanTheSheep]

GET OUT!!!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Hai, goat.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!?!?!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Ow! Shit!

 

[Rainboq]

ummmmm what?

 

[GrinningManiac]

AAARGH, DON'T EAT ME

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would cry...and run.

 

[GrinningManiac]

says the man who stomps on kittens!

YOU MONSTER

HAHA! I only slept with you so you'd take me back to your anti-feline headquarters! PREPARE TO DIE! EN GARDE

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Same as before.

 

[Sevre]

Zooming...zooming....TO FAR!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

You still smoking after last night?

[sub]Really bad pun[/sub]

 

[Rainboq]

Everybody expects the Spanish inquisition! but nobody expects what you did

 

[Discord]

AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wow. As much as I love foxes... I'm sure it is still against the law.
Quick! *Shoos Fox KITSUNE out of the building* Get out before the cops find out!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I flushed your pills down the toilet cause I like you better when your nuts

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oh, look, some fresh blood.
This won't hurt a bit...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

neither will this *stabs vampire face with a razor sharp cross blade* oh wait maybe it will