If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

It was so I could KILL YOU! *Takes out knife, stabs Sleekgiant*

 

[Sleekgiant]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*dying*

 

[Lambi]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Runs away, laughs maniacly*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Awwwwww, I'm so proud of you Lambi. Sooo cuuuteee!
Haaaauuuuuuuuuu~

 

[Sleekgiant]

Hah, I cannot die

 

[Lambi]

@Greyfox: You can't take me to your home! We are already there!

@Sleekgiant: We'll see about that! *Sticks a tiny nuclear bomb up your...glory hole*

@Goat: I thought I told you to stop eating in bed!

 

[Discord]

I'd be confused...but yet intrtgued

 

[Lambi]

I'd have a hairy partner. And not in a good way...
Actually, seeing as I am male (with a female avatar), having a hairy partner is NEVER in a good way.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

It is like we are destined to be together... Three times in a row I have woken up beside you
Haaauuuuuuuu~

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'll show you what the gun is for

 

[Lambi]

It's for sticking up your *bleep* if you don't get out of here!

 

[Sleekgiant]

Yes and your next

 

[Sevre]

Care for a light? /zips.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*pulls out a cig* thanks

 

[Lambi]

Did we have a good time?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

you know it

 

[Lambi]

Then why are you looking out the window?