If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

@Shock It's not the only thing I'm good at *bleep*

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not sure about this.

 

[Rainboq]

Wanna pet my kitty?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Is that a euphemism

 

[Rainboq]

No *offers Brownie*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Pets kitty*
DAWW

 

[Rainboq]

Purrz

 

[NeoAC]

Wow, lots of pussys here...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Hehe It's funny because pussy means vagina!

 

[Rainboq]

ITS HAMMER TIME!
*WHAM!*

 

[NeoAC]

Stop! You can't touch this!

 

[Rainboq]

*WHAM*
I beg too differ

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Can I pet brownie?

 

[NeoAC]

Pets can't pet pets.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Pokemon aren't usually pets, ever! We are war tools! [sub]and toys[/sub]

 

[ShockValue]

*Pushes down stairs*

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

We can't feel anything when we're in pokeballs. And you still haven't taught us hydro pump.

 

[ShockValue]

Fine! *Teaches Rex Hydro pump* Now go defeat the Elite four!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I lost. *retreats*

 

[ShockValue]

Obviously you need to level. Time for a montage.