Now to get back to business...
By the arcane writes of the ancients, I call upon he who has bathed in the depths of hell's flame, he who rends the earth and destroys the forest, he who was banished for all eternity from the land of man. By this ancient write I bind you to my command to do my bidding and act under me as my scion. Rise Ifrit of the Hellfire. Rise and set mine enemies aflame as I command.
-Summons Ifrit-
-points at mcgroober-
Ifrit, I command thee, release hell's wrath upon mine enemy.
-Hellfire Burst-
(I named the attack so shut up)
There, that should make you feel less "cool."