If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Zeromaeus

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Now to get back to business...
By the arcane writes of the ancients, I call upon he who has bathed in the depths of hell's flame, he who rends the earth and destroys the forest, he who was banished for all eternity from the land of man. By this ancient write I bind you to my command to do my bidding and act under me as my scion. Rise Ifrit of the Hellfire. Rise and set mine enemies aflame as I command.
-Summons Ifrit-
-points at mcgroober-
Ifrit, I command thee, release hell's wrath upon mine enemy.
-Hellfire Burst-
(I named the attack so shut up)

There, that should make you feel less "cool."
 

Zeromaeus

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-stares at The Infinite-
You didn't just...
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Well, it was nice knowing you...
-dismisses Ifrit with a wave of the hand-
 

The Infinite

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You better not sic that Ifirit on me, I'll bite it's head off, these teeth aren't just for show you know. And I am running a little low on hellfire...
 

The Infinite

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Also you're paying for it since you broke it and all. *Hands a cookie over to Zero* Promise it's not poisoned or anything.
 

Zeromaeus

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-stares at cookie until I somehow determine it will give me 35 hp upon consumption-
-stashes cookie in one of my many pockets (of holding!)-
Anyway...
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I could really use some coffee now...
 

All Hail Lelouch

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Here ya Go! a BUNN quality coffeemaker with hot cocoa attachment!
I know it looks shitty but it brews the best damn coffee on earth if used properly.