If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: No...just no.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: No what?

@Stranger: I think the challenge to take over a world is the fun part.

 

[W00ty32]

Nice.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: To that joke about Uranus.

@Unusual: What's not to like about crushing all those that stand in your way under your fist?

Bad dog.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: Really? The challenge? Hell, people are easy to rule with fear. I'm willing to bet there is harder stuff to do...
And I think I agree with Shock here....No. No.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock & Stranger: I was talking about the planet. I was laughing because I was in a comedy club. You guys have dirty minds.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@WOOty: Bad dog shoes are for people!
I agree with Unusual once the planets yours you get bored and want another it's like heroin.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Right. Stop lying.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: ...

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: What? Fine! You weren't lying, and we merely misunderstood you. Better?

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Scde2: I just disagreed with the joke, man. No dirty thoughts about it. Just...bad joke.

@Doc: Exactly. Then you have to go through all the work of getting ready to conquer another planet. Vicious cycle.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.S: Are you ever going to break open that bottle of Jack Daniels, or are you just going to stare at it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Unusual: Hmm yes vicious. *sips tea and looks smart*

@Scde2: I so quick that I drink it before you notice I opened it. But *pours shots* I like to share.

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Doc: Where did you get that...Nevermind.

I'm feeling kinda...out of it. I think I burned my creativity a little bit.
Or I'm hungry.
Probably hungry.

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.S: Why thank you! *Takes shot*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: We require more nukes!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: What do you mean, more nukes? How many are there left?

@Scde2: I just hope you know your limit.

 

[Scde2]

@Stranger: Uh...what...*Passes out*

 

[ShockValue]

@Unusual: Well, we have around 10 left, but you can never have too many.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I can get some cheap urainum from a certain who in who-vill. Yes the Dr.suess universe is filled with radioactive, unstable urainum.

EDIT it's why the Grinch was green.