If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Steppin Razor

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@Rex: Want some of the Blood God's Cocktail?
It'll make you stealthier [sub]blatant lie[/sub]
It'll make you sexier [sub]another blatant lie[/sub]
It'll make you incredibly drunk [sub]competely true[/sub]
 

Steppin Razor

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Excellent *hands over chainsaw*
You'll need this to deal with the hairs that start growing on your chest. Otherwise you'll end up looking like a really poor werewolf cosplayer.
 

Steppin Razor

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Argh, the hair, it's trying to pull your suit back to protect itself from the chainsaw.
*douses Rex in petrol before lighting him on fire*
That should deal with the evil hair.

I think we have some burn cream laying around. Let me go check.
 

Steppin Razor

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That's what makes them so evil. One minute they're advocating freedom and total anarchy, the next they're locking up the very same people that wanted that freedom, before letting them go, then arresting them again, and on and on it goes in a never ending cycle.