If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

It's part of the experiment.
*Hey officer...... I didn't know it was illegal.... Where are you taking me?... I?m innocent I tells ya innocent*

 

[LeonLethality]

*Aims space laser at police officer*
I'll save you doc!
[sub]Sorry if I miss, I'm not too good at aiming this[/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thanks leon and I only lost half of my left arm in the blast.
I think I need to go to an inn now.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Places Doc in prison for receiving Pacific Islands off Scde2*
Sorry Doc, no leaving the country. My land be a dictatorship with heavily enforced laws. I'll let it slide this time, but next time expect a gruesome public execution.

 

[LeonLethality]

*Aims space cannon at prison*
I'll rescue you doc!

 

[Steppin Razor]

*Places giant mirror above prison*
Fire at my prison and your laser will just reflect straight back at you.

Doing that would also be considered an act of war. And I like war.

 

[Dark Knifer]

...If only I could remember what your happy about...

 

[not_the_dm]

Where did the band come from?

 

[Scde2]

Where did you come from?

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Thats Impossible

Vampires do not sparkle!!!!

 

[GodofDisaster]

*Wakes up and looks over* Wow I feel really awkward right now.

 

[MadMechanic]

Whaa? Lights...explosions...am I in Glasgow?

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

What the? You're not Steve!

 

[MadMechanic]

You're not that nice redhead lass I met!

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

And you aren't Steve the Pirate!

 

[MadMechanic]

And you're not the red...wait, we've already discussed that.

Is that sword you're carrying, or are you ple...wait. Lets not go there...
tell me, do you always take a sword to bed?

 

[ShockValue]

Damn it...

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

If you woke up with pirates and gas mask guys, you would too

 

[MadMechanic]

Dam, not you again...

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

maybe we should let the blonde get a word in edgeways