If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[not_the_dm]

pass the bottle along.

 

[Tharwen]

*Takes bottle*

What's this for then?

 

[Steppin Razor]

*smacks Tharwen upside the back of the head*
For drinking from ya bloody idiot.

Now let's get pissed and party like it's 1999.

 

[LeonLethality]

...Fine, just don't get drunk and mess with my moon laser...

 

[not_the_dm]

I'll try not to. *hic*.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*stumbles around and trips over moon laser*
I think I just blew up a third world country.

 

[not_the_dm]

You really should be more careful...

 

[Steppin Razor]

Screw you! *hic* You're always *hic* bringing me down! *hic*

*runs to corner and starts sobbing drunkenly*

 

[Tharwen]

*Runs over and smacks Alpha in retaliation for the abuse several posts ago*

 

[Steppin Razor]

*keeps sobbing uncontrollably*

 

[Dr.Susse]

There there. *Gives more booze*

 

[Tharwen]

*Wanders off to find some cake, disappointed at this reaction*

 

[LeonLethality]

My moon cake! How dare you!

 

[Steppin Razor]

Thanks Doc.
*sculls the booze before crash tackling Tharwen and slamming his head into the concrete floor over and over*
Muahahahahahaha! The moment you drop your guard I strike!

 

[Tharwen]

The cake does nothing! Nooooo!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll have some of that when you finished being assaulted.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Mornin, people in the bedroom.

 

[Rainboq]

Can I draw you?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Um, no? What kind of weirdo asks that?

 

[Rainboq]

Well, I AM a pervert...