If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

Chief....
Cortana.....
Good evening. Taking a break?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ok, unusual, I do agree with you, Flint kinda sucks, but, I have released 8 earth djinni and 2 mars djinni, know what that means?

Fight
Summon
Charon (Oarsman for the River Styx)

Isaac summons Charon! (Epic summon scene)
828 damage to UnusualStranger!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sup peeps I'm here.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hi psychotic, i've been saving this for you.

Fight
Summon
Iris (Goddess of Rainbows, Guide of souls.)

Isaac summons Iris! (Iris hurls you into THE FUCKING SUN!!!)
1574 damage to PsychoticForesight!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante is Hax comes into play,Dante heals all Damage.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*I hack the game*

Fight
Summon
Iris

Isaac summons Iris!
99999Damage to PsychoticForesight!
PsychoticForesight has been felled!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Continue? Y/N
Y

Dante uses,Arrogancy

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac took 200 damage!

Fight
Isaac:Summon: Catastrophe
Jennasynergy:Supernova
Felixsynery:Mother Gaia
Miasynergy:Glacier

Isaac summons Catasrtrophe!
678 damage to PsychoticForesight!
Jenna casts Supernova!
321 damage to PsychoticForesight!
Felix casts Mother Gaia!
378 damage to PsychoticForesight!
Mia casts Tundra!
275 damage to PsychoticForesight!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante uses Healing Factor,Full health regained.Dante uses speedo attack,it's super effective.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No damage is taken because this isn't Pokemon, it's Golden sun Mutha *?!#A!

Isaac summons Daedalus
254 damage to PsychoticForesiht
Jenna, Felix, and Mia attack!
121, 167, and 101 damage to PsychoticForesight.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante uses healing factor,and Summons Sparda,Sparda uses OWNAGE.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac takes 721 damage!

Isaac attacks!
202 damage to PsychoticForesight
Jenna casts Beam!
242 damae to Psychotic Foresight
Felix casts Clay Spire
301 damage to PsychoticForesight
Mia uses Wish Well
Isaac's health is fully restored
Nothing happens to Jenna.
Nothing happens to Felix
Nothing happens to Mia.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Sparda uses.ULTIMATE OWNAGE

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Felix takes 2020 damage!
Felix goes down.

Isaac summons Iris!
1595 damage to Sparda!
1437 damage to PsychoticForesight!
Sparda has been Felled!
Jenna casts Supernova!
345 damage to PsychoticForesight!
Mia casts Revive!
Felix is restored!

 

[BoosterGold]

watch the epic battle between Dante and Issac

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante,summons DMC 2 3 & 4 Dantes.
All Dante's get into a car and use.'What is love?'

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Felix takes 3000 damage!
Felix goes down.
Jenna takes 3000 damage!
Jenna goes down.
Isaac casts Mother Gaia!
400 damage to the Dantes' car!
Car explodes!
3000 Damage to Dante #1,#2,#3,#4.
Mia uses Revive!
Jenna is restored!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dantes's combine and become CAPTAIN DANTE,Capin Dante uses. LAZER CROTCH.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Isaac takes 9999 damage!
Isaac goes down!
Jenna summons Meteorite!
421 damage to Captain Dante!
Mia uses Revive!
Isaac is restored!

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Capin Dante sends them all to 4chan!