If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Yarpie]

...

What the hell is that?

 

[Roxas1359]

@Dr.susse:Why didn't you try a bobby pin?

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Max: My level in lock picking isn't high enough yet.
I spent all the points on drinking.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Doc: Ha! My lock is 100! As is my sneak!*holding Doc's wallet and grenade goes off in his pants*

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Pants blow up*
Oh they were drying and you ruined my washing line.

Now I have no pants *Awkward draft*

 

[Roxas1359]

@Doc: Actually you have no legs.*points to Doc's lower body and how it's gone*

 

[Scde2]

Awkward indeed...

 

[UnusualStranger]

Meh, he's just crippled. I'm certain he can walk it off.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Walks it off*
Great use of a healing pun Stranger.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Thanks. Figured you would like that one.

 

[Roxas1359]

What were your other healing options?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Peg legs?

 

[Roxas1359]

What if you somehow got termites?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Are you implying something there Max?

 

[Roxas1359]

Are you accusing me of something!?!?*getting paranoid at being discovered*

 

[UnusualStranger]

I made no accusation. Just stated my suspicions. Are you implying something?
*Leans forward dramatically*

 

[Roxas1359]

*fully stands up at an 8'8'' tall*
Maybe I am, maybe I am not!*dramatic look*

 

[UnusualStranger]

*Stands, clicking his crossbow*
I think I'm going to need a better answer than that.
*Dramatic point*

 

[Scde2]

*Eats popcorn*

 

[Roxas1359]

*appears next to Scde2 without him noticing*
Oh popcorn, mind if I have some?*takes some popcorn and eats it*
So what are we watching/