If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Scde2]

*Sits in the dark corner*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Scde...

 

[Scde2]

Lulu

 

[Dr.Susse]

Now you know.

 

[Scde2]

Time to feel happy?

 

[Blue Musician]

Like you said:

 

[Scde2]

For you:

 

[not_the_dm]

...

 

[Scde2]

O HAI

 

[ShockValue]

Stop being so indecisive damn it!

 

[Scde2]

I can't!

 

[ShockValue]

*Sets Scde2 on fire*

Choose!

 

[Scde2]

I can't decide between Morrowind or Empire: Total War!
You choose!

 

[ShockValue]

...I hate you so much.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Not as much as I hate a certain company right now.

 

[ShockValue]

Heh, I'm guessing your package didn't arrive?

 

[UnusualStranger]

You would guess very correctly.
And chances are it will not appear for another 4 days.
How the hell do you lose track of a damned package?

 

[Scde2]

They are conspiring against you.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Most likely. Once this is done, something might need to be done about them...

 

[Scde2]

Well, defenestration is always an option.