If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dr.Susse]

What smells like it's cooking?

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws Alpha out the window*

 

[LeonLethality]

*climbs in through the window*
Was that Alpha that just flew by?

 

[Scde2]

Yea.

But he'll be back.

 

[Sacman]

I better have a sandwich too or someone is gettin' smacked...

 

[hyperhammy]

Oi, make me some coffee... *****!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

OI!!! No sexism here!!!
*destroys Hyper*
Now, how's all?

 

[BoosterGold]

I fine FARD, how are you sir

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Or madam, nobody knows but me now!
MWHAHAHAHA!
*Ahem*
OK.

 

[Glamorgan]

Good choice. Or we could just assume that Death is a Catgirl.

Death is suddenly looking much more appealing.

Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

No, no it doesn't.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I disagree.
Would you prefer to have a skeleton in a cloak as the reaper?
I for one would not.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

...
The grim reaper or the catgirl reaper?

 

[hyperhammy]

roflmao hitting on girls online sice 1999.

 

[SteakHeart]

Has a girlfriend?