If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

[OmniscientOstrich]

Adorable. I would hug you, but I really should get rid of these giant pencils first. I really have no idea how they keep getting into my room.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neither of those things appeal to me in anyway...

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[Teoes]

snip

Thank Fuck you for ruining Totoro for me! DX

OT:
I don't even know what I'm looking at.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Thank Fuck you for ruining Totoro for me! DX

You're welcome! ^_^

OT:
Black Hole Sun, won't you come?...And burn away her face...cuz it's kinda creeping me out. >.>

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[Fijiman]

That movie was not very good, especially when compared to the show.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

An image that won't load? THE WORST THING EVER TO SEE IN BED! D:

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Soooo, going by the age of this photo and the age of the guy in this photo I'm guessing you must be...about 150? A little too old for me. Just a tad.

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[Kitsune Hunter]

What are you looking at?

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[Fijiman]

I am going to murder you now

Spoiler: Well look at you, lucky guy. You get two fine beauties.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

My eyes, it burns!

Spoiler: You've met with a terrible fate

 

[Headsprouter]

I guess I'm next...maybe I shouldn't have done that.

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[Redlin5_v1legacy]

WHAT HAPPENED

WHY

WHHHHHHY

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[NerfedFalcon]

I'm not sure what I should say in order to not die. I'm also not sure whether there's anything I can say in order to not die. Well, I could at least ask for a slightly better death than that, and that'd give me a few... minutes to make peace with the gods.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

I feel like you're giving me mixed messages here...

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[Fijiman]

Lose the scythe and I'll be extremely okay with this.
EDIT: Ostrich ninja'd me then had the audacity to use Fanpop, which does not work. Therefor his post does not exist as far as I'm concerned.

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[Kitsune Hunter]

Don't be mad, let's put a smile on that face

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[NerfedFalcon]

Uh-oh. I'm even more scared than I was of the Joker.

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[Barbas]

What a ravishing creature. I am content.

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[OmniscientOstrich]

Dayumn! That is one sexy beast...literally.

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He's mysterious.

 

[Fijiman]

Sure it can; last night's party was awesome, but you're an idiot. Now get the fuck out.

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