If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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OmniscientOstrich

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Adorable. I would hug you, but I really should get rid of these giant pencils first. I really have no idea how they keep getting into my room.

 

OmniscientOstrich

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Soooo, going by the age of this photo and the age of the guy in this photo I'm guessing you must be...about 150? A little too old for me. Just a tad.

 

Fijiman

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I am going to murder you now

 

NerfedFalcon

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I'm not sure what I should say in order to not die. I'm also not sure whether there's anything I can say in order to not die. Well, I could at least ask for a slightly better death than that, and that'd give me a few... minutes to make peace with the gods.

 

Fijiman

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Lose the scythe and I'll be extremely okay with this.
EDIT: Ostrich ninja'd me then had the audacity to use Fanpop, which does not work. Therefor his post does not exist as far as I'm concerned.

 

Fijiman

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Sure it can; last night's party was awesome, but you're an idiot. Now get the fuck out.